can we get nightvision for the apartment?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
did i just pee glitter
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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