yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Randomize
