The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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