I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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