How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Someone signed my nipple.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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