too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
