can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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