Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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