You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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