I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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