i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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