My liver just broke up with me...
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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