And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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