It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
My day in three words: secret purse cake
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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