Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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