May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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