She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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