btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I think a kid would responsible me up
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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