i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
...so i touched it.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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