I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
You need Xanax blowdarts
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
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