Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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