I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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