So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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