Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
jump out the window naked night went bad
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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