come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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