I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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