therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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