I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
