Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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