we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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