he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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