oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
