Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
