when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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