He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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