can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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