I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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