I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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