is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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