This is not my ceiling
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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