I don't think brook has ever known best
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
