Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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