Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Everclear isn't food dammit
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
