pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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