Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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