On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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