lets start a swedish sibling band together
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
God, you're like boner-b-gone
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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