We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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