It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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