Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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