somebody snuck up and got me drunk
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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